Franklin T. Dewey III
Senior Partner, Litigation
Mr. Dewey has not lost a case since 1987, the year he stopped taking them to trial. He is admitted to practice in New York, Connecticut and, briefly, Nevada.
A full-service law firm advising corporations, families and the occasional head of state since 1931. We take on the difficult matters, the complicated ones and, wherever possible, the billable ones.
The firm library. Visits are welcome and billed at the standard hourly rate.
Caveat cliens. Let the client beware. The firm motto since 1931.
For nearly a century, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe has stood beside its clients through mergers, disputes, inheritances and investigations. We have argued before every federal circuit, most state supreme courts, and one parole board rather more often than we would like.
Today the firm has 412 lawyers2 in four offices, organized around a single conviction: every client deserves to be heard, and every hour deserves to be billed.
We don’t promise outcomes. We promise attention: to your matter, to your documents, and to the precise moment you stop reading them.
Eight practices. One invoice.
We structure mergers, acquisitions and joint ventures so that everyone at the table walks away with something. Usually it’s us.
Seasoned trial lawyers who know that every case can be won, settled, or billed in perpetuity.
Our partners bring unmatched personal experience to every investigation.
We make sure your wishes are honored and your estate reaches its rightful heirs. Eventually.
Disputes with revenue authorities, handled from offices conveniently located in the Cayman Islands.
Closings, leases and title disputes. We have read every word of your lease, and added several.
If at first you don’t succeed, we’ll bill, bill again.
If you’ve been hurt, we’ll make sure someone pays. Ideally someone other than you.
Three founding families, one shared philosophy, and a partnership agreement no court has yet managed to interpret.
Senior Partner, Litigation
Mr. Dewey has not lost a case since 1987, the year he stopped taking them to trial. He is admitted to practice in New York, Connecticut and, briefly, Nevada.
Managing Partner, Chair of the Billing Committee
Ms. Cheatem introduced the six-minute billing increment, the four-minute phone call, and the invoice for reading the invoice. She is the committee’s only member.
Partner, Client Relations
Mr. Howe answers the questions clients ask after receiving their first invoice, most of which begin with his name.
Recent outcomes. Client names are withheld at their request and, in two cases, by court order.
| Matter | Outcome | Year |
|---|---|---|
| Represented a regional transit authority in a contract dispute with its rolling-stock supplier. | $48 million settlement secured for the client. Firm fee: $47.9 million. | 2025 |
| Advised on the $2.1 billion merger of two competing manufacturers. | Closed on schedule. We represented both sides, which kept negotiations unusually cordial. | 2024 |
| Defended a hedge fund principal against twelve counts of securities fraud. | Acquitted on all counts. The firm is now suing the client for its fee. | 2024 |
| Administered a contested estate across three generations of heirs. | Resolved in just under eleven years. Remaining estate: one ottoman, reupholstered. | 2023 |
| Brought a class action against a national airline over lost luggage. | Each class member received a $4 travel voucher. Counsel’s fee was paid in aircraft. | 2022 |
Many of our clients prefer to keep a low profile, so their portraits appear in silhouette.
I’ve been drafting binding contracts since the dawn of time. Theirs is the first one I couldn’t find my way out of.
I find their hourly rates disturbing. But in twenty years, not one of their contracts has had a thermal exhaust port.
I wanted my estate divided seven ways and hidden where no one would think to look. They didn’t ask a single question.
They won my insanity plea, then billed me as if I were perfectly sane. Funniest thing I’ve seen in years.
We believe in complete transparency, provided the schedule is read in full.
All time is recorded in six-minute increments and rounded to the nearest hour.
Four locations, chosen for their proximity to our clients and their distance from regulators.
Two Retainer Plaza, 31st Floor
New York, NY 10005
Headquarters since 1931.
14 Billings Gate
London EC3R 6DX
Our oldest overseas office, and our most expensive.
Offshore House
George Town, KY1-1931
Visits by appointment
Appointments are not currently available.
Mailbox 1931
Wilmington, DE 19801
No telephone
Registered home of 4,212 of our clients’ subsidiaries.
The only straight answers on this website.
It’s the surnames of our three founding partners. Any resemblance to the phrase “Do we cheat ’em? And how!” is a coincidence the firm is prepared to argue at length, and at partner rates.
In six-minute increments, rounded to the nearest hour. Partner time is $1,450 an hour, the initial consultation is complimentary, and the walk from reception to the conference room is billed at the partner rate.
Franklin T. Dewey III leads litigation, Margaret Cheatem is managing partner and the only member of the Billing Committee, and Howard Howe handles client relations, including most questions that begin with his name.
Clients who have spoken about us include The Devil, Darth Vader, Tom Marvolo Riddle and J. Oswald White, alongside corporations, families and the occasional head of state. Most prefer to keep a low profile.
New York, our headquarters since 1931, plus London, Grand Cayman and Wilmington, Delaware. The Delaware office is a mailbox, and the Grand Cayman office is not currently taking appointments.
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Tell us about your matter. An attorney will review it and reply within one business day5.
Prefer to talk? Call New York on +1 212 555 0131. The call is free; the hold music is not.